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Attempt To Perform Kill Climate Deniers

What happens when the unstoppable force of climate change meets the immovable object of Australian politics?

As a classic rock band take the stage in Parliament House’s main hall, 96 armed eco-terrorists storm the building and take the entire government hostage, threatening to execute everyone unless Australia ends global warming. Tonight.

Now, the embattled Environment Minister has no choice but to pick up a gun and stand up for her ideals, pushing back against the threat which has engulfed her country – one terrorist at a time.

WhenSaturday 16.4 9PM to 10.30PM
WhereThe Club

It’s best to double check that events are happening – sometimes things don’t go to plan.
“Stercus accidit.” — David Hume.